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    Hey! I’m Teddy,

    I build robots and write essays
    here's a bit of my work.

    Some stuff I've done What I'm Reading The Beginning of Infinity David Deutsch More Work - More Work - More Work -

    About

    I’m an engineer specialized in rapid prototyping and applied AI. I’m currently based in SF, building emotionally intellegent robots.

    I'm a Thiel Fellow and a graduate of the Fab Academy. I previously worked at Midjourney where I did research for the internal hardware effort.

    This site holds my work and writings.

    Reach out at @WarnerTeddy or at teddy [at] warner [dot] net.

    Projects

    UPDI Serial Programming

    $2.20 and 22x Faster.

    Assistive Aquaponics

    Automated ecosystem monitoring.

    Von Niemann Probe

    A Chess cheating device.

    Intempus

    Expressive robots.

    CNC Milling Workflows

    Jargon, Feeds & Speeds, etc.

    Parametric Cap Generator

    Lost a cap? Make a new one.

    Writing

    The Immortality Trap

    Dec 2025

    Why living to 1000 might mean we accomplish less than living to 80.

    12-15 mins


    Why 10x Better Robots Scale 10x Worse

    Dec 2025

    Novel hardware adoption is implicitly limited by downside tolerance, not upside potential.

    5-6 mins


    A Century in Japan

    Nov 2025

    439.59 miles, 21,165 ft of elev. gained, ~39.21 hrs of peddling.

    9–11 mins

    Press

    TechCrunch, Inc. Magazine, TBPN, Business Wire, Adafruit, Hackaday (x2, x3), Hackster.io (x2), Chicago Tribune testestestestestsetsettestestestsetset

    Copyright © 2026 Teddy Warner

    Teddy Warner - Digital Fabrication Engineer & Designer